Surprise 1

No, not that kind of surprise. This one is even worse than finding out your father is the most evil guy in the universe. We have to use our BRAINS....(shiver) to calculate our lifetime earnings.

Here I calculated my lifetime earnings using my starting salary until I turned 30, at which point I would look older and people would trust me more as a psychologist. Which means I would start to get a raise of 2% each year.
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1B47_fUzwSIghqSDeuoRdR9RvbLFADa3Qc7Bm_aYkJ00/edit?usp=sharing